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Keep a L on me

To have some form of (ready to smoke) marijuana on you at all times. A phase generally used by gangsters and thugs.

Person 1:Hey man are you high right now?
Person 2: Hell yea man you know I always keep a L on me.

by Raysouth November 8, 2014

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Keep 6 on the ponderosa

When you are going on holidays you ask your neighbors to "keep 6 on the ponderosa". Used in country and western movies. 6 refers to a six shooter pistol.

Hey Griswold! I'm taking the tribe to Wallyworld for a week. Can you keep 6 on the ponderosa old buddy old pal?

by Coolio1973 September 7, 2018

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keep chopping wood

When you are trying to get through something tough in life you can’t quit or give up... you just gotta keep β€œCHOPPING AT THE WOOD”

- Another term for being consistent

Dale: β€œI’m so tired and ready to give up...”
Rowland: β€œYou can’t give up yet! Now is not the time! Keep chopping wood ! Let’s go!”
Dale: β€œYOU’RE RIGHT!”

by Seth Rowland November 26, 2020

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keep calm and chive on

keep calm and chive on -

It is a modification of the phrase Keep calm and carry on that was a saying in England saying from 1939 and still used their today so all the mentalist that say The chive invented it are wrong.

Miles- keep calm and chive on

Peter- no it keep calm and carry on

by A PersonWhoKnowWhatItRealMeans November 26, 2013

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keeping up with the gavs

name a more iconic trio. ill wait.

person: omg its keeping up with the gavs!

by kuwtg April 7, 2017

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the poop keeps it whar it is

An absurd response to any statement or declaration, particularly those which indicate some degree of pride or satisfaction.

First seen in the Family Circus parody site in which humorous captions are substituted for the normal ones; the cartoon was of Jeffy fishing and fantasizing about riding atop a giant fish that he had caught. The idea was apparently that the fish's poop was keeping it in place, and the "whar" was included to lend it a maritime flavor.

A: So Jessica and I went out Friday night, and we had the best time! First we went over to Jon's house, and--
B: The poop keeps it whar it is.

by Don Pratt February 3, 2004

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Not that I'm keeping track, but....

An excuse to be a jerk and tell everyone what you really think without saying it outright.

Not that I'm keeping track, but....that's the third time you've come into work late.

by CaliScott January 11, 2011

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