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Pathetic honkies who wish they could be a Gables Centaur, but can't because they don't live in the baddest neighborhood (The Gables) nor have a good grasp on Greek mythology! Key Rat is synonymous with BEEEYOCH!
1. I'm from North Dakota, but I still know that a Key Rat ain't nothin compared to a Gables Centaur.
2. I saw two bitches getting curb stomped by Gables Centaurs outside of the Circle K. Must be key rats.
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when you pull your keys out of your pocket and try and stick them in your car or house door as fast as you possibly can as if your were being chased by a killer
(usually done for practice, in hopes of never having to be used in actual situation)
Cam: Hey man, never give your keys to Jessica, i saw her try and do quick keys yesterday when a homeless man walked up to her in a parking lot and she totally would not have gotten away if that was a killer
Kelvin: Thanks for the warning dude
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when someone or something is riskayy and/ or likely to get caught in the act opposite of low key
Drinking a keystone with a car full or people blasting music with the windows down late at night is high key.
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Persons of a coloured decent can be referred to by the white man as "darkies"
However, use of said word around the aformentioned black man can result in a painful or even fatal demise..
Therefore, it should be established among the white man that Car Keys, is a Cockney Rhyming Slang term, for "Darkies".. making our community a safer place for all of us. :D
1) HOLY SHIT MAN... This place is full of Car Keys...
2) God damn Car Keys stole my Car Keys..
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Modern blues band consisting of Dan Auerbach (guitarist/vocalist) and Patrick Carney (drummer) from Akron Ohio. Their music sounds just as amazing live if not better than their albums. They don't quite feel retro or especially arcane. Their music is dirty, grungy, noisy, swampy blues with a lot of soul.
They were first signed when college dudes with Polo shirts and sandals on were walking straight out of the a club in Oxford Mississippi while The Black Keys were playing. They knew that the guys from Fat Possum (their record label) were also there which made The Black Keys extremely nervous. But later the guys from Fat Possum said that's how they test their bands - if everybody from Oxford walks out then they sign 'em (laughs).
The Black Keys will one day find their place in classic rock history if they already haven't with the fans they have today.
"Chip had to change his pants after The Black Keys concert."
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The islands of florida keys
diz iz fo' da g's in tha keys mo'fucka
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A measurement of loose tobacco used in rolling cigarettes in prison. Generally its one commercial bag of TOP tobacco.
Hey Rossi, How much you want for that key of rip?
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