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Character from The Mediator Series by Meg Cabot:
19th Century bitch who was set to marry her cousin, Jesse De Silva, but had him murdered so that she wouldn't have to marry him. After Jesse was killed, went off and married a slaverunner named Diego. Pretty, superfical, and evil!
Me: OMG, How could Maria be so mean to Suze?!
Friend: Huh, who?
Me: Maria! Ya know...Maria De Silva? The one that had Jesse killed then married Diego and came back as a ghost to hold a knife to Suze's throat to have her stop the digging in the backyard so that they wouldn't find Jesse's body!
Friend: You need therapy.
Me: You need a Barnes & Nobles.
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If you know a María de Lourdes you are probably in love with her or admire her. She has a big sexual yet friendly energy. You will be lucky to cross paths with her and if she stays in your life you will be forever blessed. Very intelligent, insightful, sexual and fun to be around. She brings joy to the world. She is an excellent lover and friend. Very faithful and loyal.
She will succeed in anything she attempts to do and she will do it with grace
That’s so maria de lourdes
she is so hot. i want her to rail me. if she slapped me i'd say thanks. everyone is so jealous of her istg.
maria dali osmane is super seggsy.
Small Catholic college/prison, located just west of East Bum-fuck. There are 900 enrolled students but only approximately 50 here on the weekends. By the end of a students freshman year 50% of the freshmen will transfer or be kicked out. The food although technically edible would be rejected even by a homeless person. I think homeless people actually get fed more then us students. When they run out of food thats it.... you starve. Classes are incredibly easy, it's like high school all over again.
Admission requirements: must be a senior in high school, no SAT scores or essays needed.
Every night the campus holds an activity.... excessive drinking, but don't get caught because their fucking whores about it. Watch out for the black ones, they migrate to the lobby until unknown hours into the morning (nothing against them or anything) ...there are more drug dealers than students with 4.0.
Ricky: Man, I don't think I'm gonna get into college Bobby. I have a 1.9 GPA, two arrests for marijuana possession, a drinking problem and I'm no good at sports.
Bobby: Go to Anna Maria College! You'll fit right in! You'll probably start for their sports teams too!
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Wow.....I can't actually believe that people from Villa and Notre Dame have actually stooped so low as to smash each other on some stupid web site. I go to Notre Dame, but I have a lot of friends from Villa too, and I can say that some of my best friends go to Villa. Get over it. Just because one school has more merit finalists or is better at field hockey it doesn't mean that one is suddenly soooo much better than the other and everyone should post bitchy comments about each other....because if you look at it, your insults towards each other are exactly the same and therefore you're not exactly being classier or more original than each other by posting them. And just because we're known as the "Notre Dykes", it does not mean that we are lesbians or have a lesbian alumnae club, just as you aren't all fat and ugly just because your equally moronic nickname are the Villa Gorillas.
Wow, we all sure do have class for bashing each other on urbandictionary.com!
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a weird cute girl i knew who was super creative and colorful.
she was the most weird strange girl ever. but was also very tom boyish, but really super cute.
maria del pilar hated her name.
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These insults are so good. Talking about whos better in school? Wow. This feeble attempt is more amusing then watching Devon kids try play contact sports
'my school is better than yours because our grades are higher'
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