destroy me

Fuck me. Or so destroy my asshole with your penis.

I want you to destroy me tonight.

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¡no me digas!

ya don´t say! Most often used to express surprise or shock.

Hey, guess what! Jamie´s got one in the oven...
¡no me digas!

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no chicken for me

When your mom is getting ready to fry chicken and she asks you to go fetch the Crisco for her nightstand and you notice a distinct dickhead shaped dent in the shortening.You hand her the Crisco and say,"No chicken for me."

Mom: Pass your brother some fried chicken.
Son: No thanks. No chicken for me.

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pisses me

When you're too lazy to say three words, you just say "pisses me" instead of "pisses me off."

"Dude, when people don't go the speed limit, that really pisses me."

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Draining me

When a person envies you so much that they wont leave you alone and they always sucking your dick

Damn that guy is totally draining me.

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me horny

Someone who is incredibly horny and wants to bang another. May also be a person shouting "Me horny!" to people, with bad grammar.

Me horny! Please let me bang you!

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Me day

A day thats all about you... relax, eat, watch tv, and be lazy. Doing the fun things you want to do.

Refreshing to do after a prolonged work week and/or having little days off.

Jeff worked 50 hours this week... so on his day off he decided to have a Me day

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