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Gulf Middle School

the worst school in all of florida . fake people , weird people , and shitty teachers . yeah , that pretty much sums it up .

i'm done with Gulf Middle School . i'm an eigth grader and im never lookin' back .

by 8th graderr . June 6, 2011

27πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


hoover middle school

a school full of hoes who think they are better than everyone there. Also potheads who are too high to function at school

you don't want to go to hoover middle school

by hoover middle school December 1, 2016

66πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Sagamore Middle School

A medium sized school that belongs to the Sachem district that is known for having a overpopulation problem jack asses leaving three car gaps the six grade drug dealers and fucking savages who start "fights" by calling each other pussies and never really punching each other and kids that call someone gay then say "SUCK MY DICK"

Sagamore middle school has an over population problem

by Finglefoobus October 21, 2016

37πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Frontier Middle School

A place where the floors are dirty with knock off yeezy prints. Where every corner you turn there is a new set of furries petting eachother. Where someone is always willing to beat you up and Leavy runs around dress coding random people for fun. This place smells like mildew 90% of the time and for the other 10% someone took a fat shit and blew the sewage pipes out.

You go to Frontier Middle School? That sucks.

by disgustedstudent March 14, 2019


Bellport Middle School

A school where people like Mr. Mac should just stop blowing fucking whistles into microphones to get us to shut the hell up bc NEWS FLASH it doesnt fucking work bitches! also, do you want to die? well say no more! bc this school has the best menu to choose your very last fucking bowl of crap. Hooray!!!! on the other hand, if u want to eat uncooked cookies in home ed, you can! you have no other choice but to eat them and puke ur fucking guts out! and this is a special message to Ms. Garcia..... FUCKING QUIT NO ONE WANTS U AS A TEACHER OK?! GOODBYE!

student: how come i can't go to D.C.?
another student: BC WE GO TO BELLPORT MIDDLE SCHOOL, THE CHEAPEST SCHOOL ON LONG ISLAND.

by dino plant November 3, 2019


Woodbridge Middle School

Hell... worse place on earth, full of ghetto ass bitches and lots of thots that decide to walk like they have scoliosis, pretty sure we’re gonna get shot up and don’t EVER go here.

Woodbridge middle school sucks ass

by Thattttttbitchhhh May 23, 2019


Dickerson Middle School

"Hello everyone. Here at Dickerson, we take pride in torturing our students with endless amount for bookwork, homework, classwork, tests, and more work! After you complete a project, you will immediately be given another so that you have no chance to go home and have fun. Our main goal here is to be the number #1 in the state. Luckily, not only destroying our student's lives have helped, but the million dollars all of the parents of the rich kids donate every month! Excuse me, I must yell at a student for having their skirt over an inch above their knee -"

*Innocent Asian girl with glasses walks by carrying textbooks in a skirt that an inch and two centimeters above her knees*

"HEY YOU! CHANGE! THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!"

"But... but... *bursts into tears* I'm wearing this outfit because after school I have to go to a funeral. My grandpa died of cancer two days ago...""

"Yeah yeah, I don't care! Go change, b*tch!"

*Little Asian girl runs away with tears streaming down her face*

"As I was saying... Dickerson Middle School is a wonderful school to go to. We deprive you your freedom of speech and to choose where you sit, where your locker is, what your elections are, even where you breathe! Recently we added this new rule: Whether you're in the sixth, seventh, or eighth grade, you must ALL walk in a neat, orderly line! Yes, just like you did in third grade! Now I must go yell at some more children for not turning in their overdue library books. Goodbye!"

Girl 1: "God I hate Dickerson Middle School."

Girl 2: "I know right?! They now even make us walk in lines!"

Mrs. Brink: "GIRLS! YOU ARE NOT SILENT AND WALKING IN A LINE! IN MY OFFICE NOW!"

by Sad student at dickerson January 26, 2012

132πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž