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When James doesn't read my chats about For The King and he leaves us on read, aka ,"Monday"
Aiden: "James pullin a monday again"
Andrew: "What's that?"
James: *leaves on read*
Every monday like a tradition, friends will get together to get "mucked" (stoned and or drunk) ;Mucked Monday, Tipsy Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked Friday, Sloshed Saturday, Sunday Funday
Guess what day it is..."Mucked Monday"
Bold monday is on May 2. It is particularly for you to be bold with your crush or bf/gf.
“HAPPY BOLD MONDAY!!” she said, “what’s bold mond-“ “BE BOLD WITH YOUR CRUSH!!!”
A “Montag Party” is a last minute event that was announced just a day before it takes place and is held on a Monday
Montag Party is a surprisingly dope party and lasts until the early morning hours of the next day
Typically celebrated in shared living arrangements, it needs to piss off at least 50% of the roommates to be a success
Necessary games are beer pong and seven minutes in heaven
Dylan: Yo dude! Do you remember the legendary party at schillhouse?
Max: What party dude
Dylan: Damn boi, this party on a monday
Max: sheesh boyy, THE legendary monday party?? everyone remembers it, this shit was dope!! i wish i’ll be on the guestlist next time
On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.
Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is
A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.
Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
Getting black out on Monday drinking Dupra Vodka.
Are you coming over for Dub-a-lub Monday?