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Mormon Soda

When you jizz inside of diet soda

He suggested to make her a fresh Mormon soda.

by WordsmithG June 16, 2024


mormon chicken burgers

Chick-Fil-A

"Hey Valen, lets get some Mormon Chicken Burgers!" exclaimed Daniel

by dfriemark February 15, 2019


flying mormon

A sexy move

I gave her the flying Mormon

by Red it December 12, 2016


Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon

The act of going to mormon.org and trolling ONE missionary for an entire 3 hours without them leaving

Bill: Hey man, you wanna study for that math test?

Killroy: Forget the test! Tonight, I'm gunna beat the Three Hour Mormon Power Marathon.

by duplicitycommon May 30, 2011


Mormon slide

When you believe god is watching, insert your penis into the vagina and sit perfectly still, no kissing or anything.

“Hey man I gave her the Mormon slide last night”

Isn’t that a sin?”
“Only if you move.”

by Eat that pu557 September 5, 2018


You're Built Like a Mormon

You have the body of a Mormon

My dick physically slipped and you're built like a Mormon.

by Prokaryote vs Eukaryote October 13, 2019


Anti Mormon Defense Wall

The Rocky Mountains, on the Coloradan side.

"Thank fuck for the anti Mormon defense wall, some of them get through occasionally, but we're still allowed to buy more than just 3.2 beer."

by Craig Chompson December 29, 2020