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When you take your weiner and slap it on a girls a**.
"I gave Jessey a Mushroom Stamp to let her know who's boss!"
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The mark left after being cock slapped, leaving the image of a mushroom.
"I gave that girl a Pink Mushroom Tattoo."
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Putting both penis and balls far into the vagina
Yeah baby I'm going to give you the mushroom later when were alone together
A special double decker burger topped with porcini mushroom
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Mushroom With A View Burger, you should try it!"
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what people say when they're too dumb to know that its pronounced SHITAHKEY
jesus christ you people are stupid
leigh says: THIS RECIPE NEEDS SOME SHIT ACHE MUSHROOMS. DO WE HAVE ANY OF THOSE!?!?!
adrienne: no dumbass.
carley: HAHAHAH what?
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The act of forcing someone to kneel down (have them stand if they are much shorter than you), then removing all your clothes, and getting to a good distance. Once you have achieved the desired distance, you then run and jump, swinging your hips causing the head of your penis to slap them in the face, leaving a bright red imprint shaped like a mushroom.
Please exercise extreme caution when performing the Flying Mushroom Stamp. Serious injury may (and often will) occur.
I performed the Flying Mushroom Stamp on that bitch, dawg!
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A mushroom cultivated by Night Goblins, which, when brewed into a beer, is one of the most intoxicating subtances not known to man. The beer is often force-fed to unfortunate gobbos 3-4 hours before a battle. He is then given a huge ball on the end of a chain. His mates than hold on VERY tightly to him (sitting on the gobbo when required. They know that if he starts swinging that ball ANYWHERE near them, they're going to meet Gork (and possibly Mork). When the unfortunate enemy aproaches, he is given a push in their general direction, and the best is hoped for.
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