Guy 1: kicks his own {Ass} in the washroom
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?
Robert who passes GCSE'S but can't get it right in real life.
up my own ass is something Robert would say, and that's gay
Ass shitting water from heat or in embarrassment of something stupid
It’s so hot I’m sweating my ass off here
When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice
Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)
This is a more posh and refined way to say "kiss my ass". It is quite a way to win an argument.
"I will say whatever I want whenever I want. However, I want and if you got a problem with that, then you can lay your lips upon my ass."
Anal herpe count in the crease
Man, the stars in my ass hurt like a bitch