the type of guy you would find in the corner of the women's bathroom blending up his piss and shit, the offering it to you. you could also find him in the air vent eating the lint and dust off the sides with a fork. he is the type of guy that would attempt to give an angry porcupine a hug.
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A Nathan is a fat kid with jiggly cheeks
Nathan is a wirdo
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A lazy ass weeb who sucks at live.
Person: Nathan you suck
Nathan: I know
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Nathan is the saltiest thing you will ever meet. Be careful around this thing for he could aSALT you. The only difference between it and the ocean is that it has more salt. If you interact with this thing it could also give you aids if so please call a docter immediately.
Look at that dork reading a book all day. It's such a Nathan
Nathan=salt
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Usually a suburban white teenager that claims to listen to Playboi Carti but only bumps "Magnolia." The term may be used instead of the n-word if you're a white kid who can't say "nigga"
"Ayy my Nathan Jerome! How's it going SLAT+++" - Tristan
"Why are you trying to sub out the n-word with Nathan? Just call me by my real name white boy." - Jerome
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The type of person who would check his name on urban dictionary and would be surprised to see that all Nathan's showcased on urban dictionary are apparently amazing
Nathan oh ye he exists ye mmhmmm ye I don't know why but he wrote his own urban dictionary definition and it bearly describes him.
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Enjoys green bubble tea. Talks for the sake of talking. Completely invested in the most recent memes that no one else finds funny. Will do you dirty. Is and will always be 14 :)
Hey Nathan did you ejaculate and evacuate last night?
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