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The biggest bar of soap in the world made by that nigga thuggizzle.
thuggizzle cares natural bar soap weighs 9 oz
The famous saying of one Michael Dickens
Those Dickens boys are dick by name dick by nature
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Also called 'The Buffalo Theory' is a hypothesis by Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger who believed that by imbibing certain amounts of alcohol, an individual could increase their intelligence. Specific areas of study included problem solving, memory, and imagination.
Dr. John Deszo Ratzenberger, explains his theory to his colleague Dr. George Robert Wendt"
"...you see, (Dr. Wendt), it's (the Ratzenberger Theory of Neuro-natural Selection) like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That, Wendt, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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When a hideous human being (usually a fat or ugly girl) walks past, the term 'damn nature, you scary' is appropriate.
*Fat chick walks past*
Daniel: 'Damn nature, you scary!'
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I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster
Person 1: "I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster!"
Person 2: "Crazy!"
Person 1: "Right?!"
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A phrase used for lazy people who don't want to plan or do anything to interfere with a current situation. Therefore, the outcome, good or bad, won't be their responsibility.
Alison "that deer is limping"
Nicole "oh well, let nature take its course"
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When its absolute pearler of a day
Fuck me horse mother natures got her tits out today
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