She Needs Some Work Done

An ironic double entendre that a guy would say to a friend about a hot girl he sees. It jokingly suggests she needs to lose weight or have some cosmetic surgery, but it actually means he thinks she needs to be fucked. Loosely based on the porn theme of a male porn star dressed as a contractor showing up and offering his "services" to the female actress posing as a lonely housewife.

Dude, look at her, a total smokeshow. She looks lonely. I think she needs some work done.

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he need some milk

when you suck dick

He need some milk...from some DICK!

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i need to find my backpack

code for "i need to take a crap". it's the new #2, essentially.

based off in a popular sitcom when a boy was trying to lie to his friends saying he was looking for backpack while he was really taking a poo

Guy 1: "Dude, you look uncomfortable."
Guy 2: "Yeah, we need to go home real quick."
Girls: "Why?"
Guy 2: "I need to find my backpack."
Guy 1: "Ohh... yeah, let's go."
Girls: "Now?"

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He needs some milk

He needs some milk.

Kylee-Luke, why did you lie to me?

Sarah-He needs some milk.

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whip it out like it needs air

When a masculine man pulls out his phallus for recreational activity.

That bitch is so hot! I just, I just have to whip it out like it needs air.

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I Need to Hit the Head

A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫

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we need to talk about kevin

when you need to talk about some shit about a person and you don't want other people to know who sed person is.

person 1: hey we need to talk about Kevin

person 2: yeah okay. is at lunch good for you?
person 1: yeah.
person eaves dropping: who's Kevin? there's no even at this school

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