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When a guy sticks his balls in a females ass
She enjoyed thats beans in a can
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the act of shitting into another human's ass via a small connecting tube.
When he put the tube up my ass, I thought the gerbil was next. Turns out the motherfucker just wanted to can handle me. What a shitty mess!
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someone who is a douche bag in the worst possible way.
"Jesse is such a can of douche for egging your car"
"If douche came in a can, Chip would be in that can. Can of douche is what they would call him"
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A penis that is wider than it is long.
"Did you hear? Marcy went home with Josh last night!"
"I heard he's got a real tuna can."
"Yeah, she's not going to walk the same ever again."
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The Human Anus,as it refers to virginity. If you've ever taken it in the butt,your soda can is then said to be "crushed".
Dude,my soda can is in pristene order!
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Why you being such a bitch, you got sand in your tuna can or something?
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