Fair Shots

When is somethings fair

Yo man I can’t go out tonight recovering from yesterday’s tailgate

Fair shots fair shots

Fair shot

She doesn't need a fair shot bitch. Life isn't fair. Enjoy inferiority.

Hym "Nah bitch. Your slut daughter doesn't need a fair shot. Life ain't fair. Am I getting a fair shot? No. So you can eat a dick. That whore need to 'work harder' and stop making excuses for losing to the tranny. She sucked less she wouldn't be losing."

fair force

an absolute buffoon, a beta male, anyone who has used this name and are currently using this name are the human embodiment of pathetic, built like a stick

Guy 1: OMG! HAHA! ITS FAIR FORCE! WHAT AN ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!

Guy 2: HAHA! HE IS BUILT LIKE A TWIG!

County-fair-it

Placing one's hands behind one's back - wrists crossed - and consuming what is in front of you (food, alcohol)in the tradition of an old county fair eating contest.

"Looks like you're having a little trouble getting that cake into your mouth Susie; why don't you just put down the fork and county-fair-it?

Pretty fair

American slang referencing anything...
Originates from Connecticut
Jason Fitzpatrick is founder
Byron Donovan-Ly made it fammous

How are you?
.pretty fair

fair weather flyer

1. a skydiver who hasn't cut away and only comes out to the drop zone when the weather is nice enough to jump

2. a weekend warrior who skydives when the weather permits

1. my friends have 9 to 5 jobs and kids so they are fair weather flyers

2. my dad works during the week and jumps on the weekend if its nice out. he's such a fair weather flyer

To fair-and-balance

To engage in practices that result in fair and balanced news reporting.

After news reported that 1.5 million liberals marched on DC, Fox News to fair-and-balance 'd it by polling 100 CEOs.