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A horrible middle part, when you thought you were in your prime.
My friends hair is parting the sea, he thinks its good looking.
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"
Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!
And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
And that is why trivialize.
Hym "See, you say that but really you're just omitting the part that matters and obfuscating what is actually going on so that you can push a message that will convince people to allow you to tilt the scales I your favor indefinitely."
epic.
Damn dude!!!!! That was almost as good as "Parting The Sun"
A lame party usually held my meth addicts and is filled with hard drugs and sadness
“Dang dude did you go to the target party”
“Yea that shit was lame”
Everything is always that part so do your fucking and stop being a lil punk bitch ...
THAT PART THAT PART THAT PART
That part all the time I got people saying it in Panama shitty aka bay..County fl fuckin retardes
when one of your balls are numb
"I'm sorry sir, you have part balliosus"