Hollywood Squares

A gay game where all they need to do is say yes or no, not give a real answer. Often has Whoopi Goldberg and other washed up C-rank celebrities.

From Family Guy

Contestant: I'll take the dying boy for block.

Question: Is there anything less then absolute zero?

Dying Boy: Yeah, my white cell count.

*Crowd insanely laughs at this depressing joke and Whoopi Goldberg high-fives him*

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Dirty Squares

When your eyes are wanting to see someone naked.

Bunter Dianno: "I wanna see someone naked."
Harry Poostain: "Mate, you got dirty squares in your eyes. Brap!"

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Sex square

When a foursome is set up in the shape of a square laying down and every person performs oral sex on the person in front of them

Bro me, Jacob, and our girls ran a sex square last night

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square mouth

Someone with lesser intelligence, usually from Missouri.

That square mouth in the station just told me that cherry mash candy had coconut in it.

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Skiers Square

A small square blankey that skiers use to fall asleep.

"I am sleeping with a SKIERS SQUARE after I brush my teeth"

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Square turn

A marching band maneuver in which the entire marching band utilizes several about faces (Hazes) and flanks to turn itself 90 degrees on a street. Also known as the Immel turn

To execute the turn, the band must make an about face at the command of the drum major. The file farthest from the direction the band is turning will merely keep on going. The first person in this file will make a flank towards the intended direction, and the people behind him/her will make the same action at the desired interval. The first person in the file right next to that will make a flank in the intended direction two beats after the first person does. This will go on in intervals of two until the complete first rank is facing 90 degrees from its original direction, in which case all that's left is for the rest of the band to make the desired flanks in order to complete the parade block. This can all be done without calling a halt or mark time.

The band made a square turn and won the "Best Company Front" trophy.

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Square Boob

A geeky slacker

Taylor is a square boob

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