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Work that is easy or almost fun, is sometimes saved for Fridays, and can be simultaneously done with other activities such as: listening to your favorite jams, eating nachos, complaining about your boss, or even sexting.
I just have gravy work to do tomorrow, so we can totally have one more drink.
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(Man holds up a cardboard sign: WILL WORK FOR FOOD)
NORMAL GUY: Hey, I'll give you $20 to mow my lawn.
SIGN GUY: Why should I WORK FOR FOOD when people give me money for holding up this sign?
"Will work for food" really means "Will hold up sign for cash".
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When u get home from work. And. Get a bj and nut on her face and as she walks to the bathroom to clean up she trips over ur boots and face plants the cum into the rug
My boy Justin. Gave that girl the working man last night said it was funny as hell till someone had to clean the rug
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2 conceivable scenarios
1) You’ve actually managed to ‘finish the internet’, so that desperate for something to do you think ‘fuck it, I’ll go for a wank’
2) You’ve got a hangover which would maim an elephant. You’ve just taken a dump who’s splash back made New Orleans look like a puddle. You really can’t face the 15 second walk back to your desk…. So you think ‘fuck it, I’ll have a wank’. Oh, and The release of endorphins cure the headache.
Jesus if I sit here any longer listening to that useless cunt jabbering on her mobile I think I might break something.
I'm going for a work wank.
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the bane off all Yr 9's 10's and 11's
it is bollocks if you try and put it off for the night b4 it has to be in but you r always planning to do somthin the night you were going to do it!!!!
wellacre technology college has shit course work!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"after i drop the kids off at the pool, i have to stop by the office and do some paper work"
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to be money making all the time...
"get on the grind like clock work"
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