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When two or more people are involved in the commission of a crime, only one is caught, and the one subsequently apprehended, then informs on the others to police. Usually for the offer of a lesser charge.
"I thought I'd got away clean. But the guy rolled over on me, when the D.A. threatened him with 15-life."
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1)sushi ordered in Japanese restaurants by white people or virgin sushi eaters
2)contains imitation crab meat, avacado, mayo, cucumber, seasame seeds, dried seaweed, wrapped inside white rice (no raw fish)
whitey #1: "eeewww yuck raw fish, i don't eat bait that's like totally gross. can i order a hot dog or burger."
yuppie: "order some california rolls, it's like as cool as yoga and the other asian crap i think i know about to appear to be cultured and sophisticated when all i'm doing is following some stupid trend started by celebrities."
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The nicest beer out there.It has a cult following in Ireland now.Everyone drinks it.The reasons are as follows:
1.It tastes savage
2.Its €18 for 20 bottles
3.It sounds like Rock n Roll
4.It sounds like 'smelly cock'
5.It comes in a cool green bottle
6.Its €18 for 20 bottles
7.A bottle of Rolling Rock cures AIDS
8.There is a horse on the cover of the bottle
9.It smashs real good
10.Its €18 for 20 bottles
Me: what you drinking tonight paddy?
Paddy: Er.. bud
Everybody: haha faggot, Rolling Rock is where its at.
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1) When a person (or a hooker) is disposed of by being pushed out of the open door of a moving vehicle.
2) When a person (or a hooker) deliberately hurls themselves out of the open door of a moving vehicle and rolls away to safety.
Example 1 - "Shut yer mouth, ya crazy bitch! I'm not payin' ya to talk. Just remember, yer but one hooker roll away from joinin' the rest of the roadkill out there so shut yer wordhole, ya hear?!"
Example 2 - "After my hands were finally free, I slapped the gun from his grip, opened the door and flung myself from the van. This wasn't the first time I had to hooker roll away from a priest"
The act of having to watch and/or listen to your friends act sexually over a video call. Typically occurring in discord groupchats.
The term originates from the fanfiction “Two’s a Company, Three’s a Mistake” written by Ao3 author horseparkour, in which main character Sapnap has to listen to his friends Dream and George have e-sex in a discord call, all whilst eating a plate of freshly microwaved pizza rolls.
“My friends didn’t leave the groupchat to have their discord sex again, I hate Pizza-Rolling”
to be murdered.
-from Birmingham, AL.
Yo Bianca, Red just got peanut rolled!
The act of inserting a phrase in a voice like Christopher Walken where not expected.