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A subject person who shoots another person in the head at close range knocking off his brain noodles.
That blood is one heck of a noodle knocker he went straight up to him and blasted his brains out.
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i swear that chick has a serious case of heimen noodle.
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a soft penis, not hardly erect. Useful in describing the performance of many if not most male porn performers.
Once more, the ironically named Dave Hardman tried ineffectually to jam his noodle dick into the unattractive actress's asshole with his hand.
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noun
a type of noodle which has the characteristic of both originating from, and being exclusive to, the chinese ethnicity. This noodle possesses many characteristics distinct from noodles of other ethnicities. The most notable distinction and odd feature of this noodle is that it is the only noodle in the world that doesnt exceed 2 inches in length, making it the tiniest noodle in the world. This is a characteristic that made many believe that it was a joke to even expose these noodles to anyone, causing these noodles to be ridiculed by the masses.
Individuals from other ethnic backgrounds refuse to sample these noodles due to the unsatisfying size. Woman, in particular, reject men with these noodles constantly due to its lack of any real worth.
Its characteristics are identical to a chinese penis. However, the chinese penis is smaller.
If you want a satisfying noodle, don't choose to consume a chinese noodle.
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Getting shot in the head and having your brain splatter.
Dayum son! Ol' boy just got his noodle rocked yo!
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Someone who is at the gym and has just worked out so much that they are soaked in sweat and hot because of the exercise. Resembling a noodle when it is cooking in a pot of steaming hot water.
Damn, that girl on the tredmil looked good from far until i got closer and noticed she's a straight up sweaty noodle right now.
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A girl, or boy, who gives out mad handjobs. Also useful for combination puns with al dente and alfredo (creamy white)
"Shit, that girl Grace such a noodle fingers she be throwin around handjobs like hotcakes."
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