Hayley Browning

The best friend a girl could ever have.
A sexy swimsuit
The only friend you will have that is 100% honest

"hey Elliot, who's that girl over there?"
"my girlfriend, Hayley Browning."
"she looks like a Hayley Browning."

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Slinging Brown

same as slinging pink (when a woman makes her vagina available to most men) except offering up the back door instead.

Ravaged by her divorce, Shea decided to go on a nympho-like tear, slinging brown to all takers and not stopping until her ass needed stitches.

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Browns Ridge

Squatting in front of a partner with back towards them, take balls and place them on the bridge of their nose so the sack stretches and the two balls seperate forming a ridge. Jack it until climax which at the point fart on their forhead.

After that dinner at El Cerro's my girl and I were feeling nasty so I busted the Browns Ridge on her dome.

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Brown Cow

A chocolately surprise (;

Cyto: Oh god Dem, give me the Brown Cow~ 😻
Dem: Here you go, Madame.

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brown nose

1) Someone who sucks up to you to gain your favor. This is done by doing stuff for you for no apparent reason, laughing at stuff you do that wasn't suppose to be funny, agreeing with everything you say, etc...

2)Also known as the TEACHER'S PET or ASS KISSER.

Eating pussy is like dealing with the mafia: One wrong move and your in deep shit!

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Brown Tie

Your fucking a chic in the ass then you pull out and go for the tity fuck, leaving a brown skid down her chest.

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browning points

the term you use when for 45 years of your life you didn't know it's actually called "brownie points".

Remember that you do have some days set aside as sick days so use them or try to get browning points for having perfect attendance.

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