Falling down the well

coitus; sexual intercourse or oral sex on a woman.

Falling down the well during the picnic with my new girlfriend would be a real afternoon delight!

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Well you see...

phrase used as a response to a question which one does not want to answer or does not know the answer to. this may also be used for the LOL's

person 1: hey, how do you make a gradient on photoshop?

person 2: Well you see...(leave blank. DO NOT RESPOND AFTER THE "..."!)

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Might as Well Shotgun

A term used when you are in a situation where killing yourself in the head with a shotgun seems like a reasonable idea. Can be used in a country accent. Relatable to FML...

Addie- Oh my GAWD everyone hates me!
Abby- MIGHT AS WELL SHOTGUN!!!

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All too well

A unit of measurement of time equal to 10 minutes and 13 seconds (the length of Taylor Swift's masterpiece, All too well (Taylor's version))

When I realised my exam was only 18 All too wells long, it seemed more bearable

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Alaskan Oil Well

Liquid form of "Alaskan Pipeline." Without Condom.

It was recently discovered that Glen Rice gave Sarah Palin an Alaskan Oil Well.

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Well job

The new saying taking the world by storm, originally created by Shittalker and gradually spread around by its good fans me and pete

"I just did a fart"
"Well job"

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get well soon

get well soon is the fifteenth track of sweetener. Its a song about the manchester bombing arena. The song's length is 5:22. Thats how long the bombing was for. at the end there is 40 seconds on silence as a tribute to the victims during the bombing.

friend: why is there 40 seconds at the end of get well soon?
me; its a tribute to the manchester bombing attack

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