October 3

National grind day

October 3 is time to grind on them men laddies

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October 22nd

October 22nd : National Nut Day ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*The day after October 22nd*
"Bro why'd you nut in her yesterday?"
"It was National Nut Day I can't help it"

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october 23

the day the baddest bitches are born no cap.

yai: hey whens your birthday?

2ha: october 23, why?

yai: wow queen behaviour, that’s when all the baddest bitches are born!

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October 22

National girls put a boys hair up day

On October 22

Girls can go and put boys hair in ponytails/braids

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october 10

the date when the sexiest and nicest girls are born

have you seen the girl born on october 10 she is amazing

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29th of October

The day you can bully your tall friends instead of them bullying you :) Every time you see your tall friend you can kick them or punch them :)

You: *sees tall friend and kicks*
Them : what was that for

You: don’t forget it’s the 29th of October :’)

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30 October

It’s the day before Halloween and u have to pinch everyone you see

Person: it’s 30 October

Other person : oh no get away

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