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Costco Dogging is the act of going to Costco and buying a large $1.50 hotdog and proceeding to throw away the hot dog and sliding your penis into the remaining bun. The participant must fill the urethra with every condiment available and is not allowed to leave Costco until someone sucks all of the condiments out. The act of Costco Dogging typically takes a week or more.
Yo bro I dare you to go Costco dogging, last I heard William was stuck in the Costco for weeks!
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A human with abnormally loud gut renching burping qualities paired with the manners of a dog Who can launch extremely loud burps in any direction at any givin time or place, Shure to rattle your grannies eardrums and get dirty looks from passers bye.
BUUUUURRRP!!
simon: "hey did you hear that ill mannered git over there?"
Andy: "yeah he's such a burp dog!"
The area of a dog that is composed of it's mouth and nose.
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A dog that must take mosin to defend motherland
Comrade dog you must take mosin, here you take mosin, it is good rifle, you will kill the germans with it, you must protect motherland, it is your duty
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People who give human names to their dogs, take their dogs everywhere they go (especially 'dog friendly' restaurants), enroll their dogs in 'doggy daycare', and basically believe their dogs are their children when in reality they are animals that, when given the chance, will eat their own shit.
The Smith family are dog worshippers. They do not have kids of their own. Oh lemme check that, they think their fucking dogs are their children and treat their mutts better than most humans with whom they come in contact.
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Most insane dog you'll ever meet. Get out of the way when SHUK-DOG is coming. He will make you cry with his "beat up brendan face" he also gets all the ladies with his "hot girl walking down the street face".
Facebook added him as a friend and he declined.
Shuk-dog: uhhhhhh.....uhh....fuck off, no one fucks with the shuk-dog
If you can’t eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.
The dog’s philosophy has been readily adopted by people all over the globe.