fat shits

big explosive shits

Dude Fran was telling me at work about her having the fat shits!!!

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fat boys

Group of heavy-set men with a taste for alcohol, music, and twinkies. Often travel in combinations with lopods and/or women with low standards. Despise preppies.

The bar was quiet until the fat boys arrived.

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blob fat

when someone becomes so fat that their body loses its resemblance to that of a human being and transcends into a shape that can only be described as 'blob'

that lady on the scooter over there doesn't even look like a human. she is so fucking blob fat

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Fat Fish

a person who catfishes you into thinking they’re skinnier than they are

“Nicole is such a fat fish”

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fat dust

Can usually be found after a person has finished fatting. Things such as candy wrappers, burger wrappers, empty french fry baskets etc, are what is referred to as fat dust.

Clean up your fat dust Brad!

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fat badger

To persire profusely.
To have excessively moist gonads due to heat, humidity or excercise, causing great discomfort.

Bloody hell,
it's hot in here?
i'm sweating like a Fat Badger!

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fat-everything

can also be
a. fatty-e.
b. f.-everything

a rich girl who buys small, expensive/fashionable shirts and pants that expose her fat arms, stomach, etc.

a fashionable girl who forgets she weighs 300 lbs.

originates from "the girl with fat...everything."

have you seen fat-everything's new glittery shirt? her stomach's almost breaking the seams!

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