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How Christians Read the Bible

By presupposing it's truth and then create a narrative that is parallel to the text and then accepting this adjacent narrative AS TRUTH... Regardless of what the text actually says.

Hym "And then what they do is believe the narrative that is constructed around the text... In spite of the FACT that it is a manifestation of their own mind. So, it doesn't matter WHAT YOU SAY... As long as the conclusion is that the religion is both true and good. And it looks something like this:

Dr. JeepJorp "Flabbity florbity flip flop! Everyone KNOWS that flabbity florbity flip flop and that = the Bible true and good!"

Sheeple "Hey! I'm everyone! You're right! I know that, I mean, come on. Do you think I don't know that flabbity florbity flip flop? Everyone know it!"

Hym "And that's how Christians read the Bible."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024


Bible of HyDka

Sacred texts and instructions on how to bait with ash on Rainbow Six Siege

Ex:
1: Im trying to get better at Rainbow Six Siege, what should I do?

2: get the Bible of HyDka , it is a sacred text on the arts of baiting until you hit Champ. He is often referred to as the Masterbaiter

by Greatbadwolf7777 February 21, 2021


bible bunny

Usually someone who picks and chooses different verses from the Bible, to fit their political gain. Most of the time being hypocritical and not going by the Bible themselves. Not true believers of the bible, but using it in a way to control the narrative.

"Trump is such a bible bunny, for selling Bibles to fund his campaign."
"The legislators pretending to speak in tongues on the Senate floor, are such bible bunnies."
"Westboro Baptist church is really out here trying to kill people, instead of save them. What bible bunnies"

by LadyJusticeisBlind April 10, 2024


and we read the bible

alright kids

and we read the bible like chuck norris ego

by AHHAHAHAHA Lol June 4, 2019


Bible of EDM

Femme Fetale by Britney Spears. The EDM Bible that shaped 2011.

“What’s that you’re listening to?”
“Oh it’s just the Bible of EDM
“Oh I love Femme Fetale!”

by Seanmdjr March 26, 2021


Electronic bible

Code word for mod

Yo are you bringing your electronic bible to bible study on Saturday ?

by Ayeitscilt March 4, 2018


illiterate people can’t read the bible

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.

“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible”

by muwtu May 4, 2020