an excuse for someone who is ass at cod
Brendon gets shot
Brendon says, "It's fucking COD timing dude."
Kaden says, "COD Timing isn't real, you're just ass."
A massive hillbilly shlong dong.
Wow Jessica, I can’t believe you.... you cheated on me just because he has a country cod.
Someone who’s x box is ether broken or outdated. Or they get it to play outside the house to look cool
1: ima play cOd mobile
2: AWSOME
Somebody who has played so much call of duty that they think they know everything there is to know about guns, when in reality they dont know what the fuck the safety does.
two guys watching a war movie
1:man that is bs! you have to shoot somebody 2 times with a pistol to kill them!
2: nice to know that you have your COD PhD...
When some one stops you from playing call of duty
Friend 1-"Hey why didnt you get on last night"
Friend 2- "Sorry Bro, my dad Cod Blocked me"
prevent (someone) from succeeding in their attempt to engage in sexual activity by using video games to keep them home instead. In particular call of duty (COD) warzone and other types of battle royale type games.
I had a mad date lined up with Hillary the slut but the boys cod-blocked me. At least we got a win.
A thrase/pun used by splatoon players to replace "on god"
Other splatoon-related puns include(to my knowledge):
Krill yourself
for eel!
cod fucking dammit
I swear to cod-
Less common:
the shell?
holy karb
Splatoon player 1: The body is dispensable the grind is not
Splatoon player 2: on cod!