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pram paste

A common colloquial for spunk.

I shot my hot pram paste all over her bum.

by willynilly September 28, 2013


Baby Paste

The stuff that Kayla makes when she is excited...

Wow, Kayla. You absolutely covered my balls in your baby paste!

by Pineapple Snapper March 1, 2018


Shit pasting

The act of using fecal matter as a glue like substance for crafting.

Grandma jane and I were Shit pasting a nice new bird house for the yard yesterday when i visited.

by Lemureslayer November 23, 2020


past your peak

People who are on drugs, mainly cocaine, after you peak, one might say you have passed your peak.

Man are you past your peak yet, or are you still peaking?

by KTCTtown May 27, 2008


National Your Past Self Day

On January Second is the National Your Past Self Day, it is simple, you just be your past self! (if you remember your past self.)

"Today is National Your Past Self Day!"

by JustMoonlight. July 18, 2023


Glory paste

The crust left on the wall after you shoot your load

Don't eat that. That is glory paste

by CE4ev90 December 26, 2020


The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

by brettuthius August 12, 2018