tea bro

A deeply emotional and almost religious attachment between two co-workers who make tea together, never alone.

Yo Tea bro, fancy a cuppa tea?

Murder of bros

A group of bros walking in formation. Generally formed by athletes but not necessarily. A murder of bros consists of four or more bros walking together.

Person 1 "Ah shit man, did you see that murder of bros earlier?"

Person 2 "Yeah man. They always seem to move in packs"

Row Bro

A co-worker who sits in the same row of desks as you.

Have you met my Row Bro, Alain? He sits two desks down from me.

Bro Streak

The act of a girl having intercourse with a set number of Fraternity members either at once or in a row. These include:
Bro- One brother
Double Bro- Two brothers
Triple Bro- Three brothers
OverBro- Four brothers
Brotacular- Five brothers
Brotrocity- Six brothers
Brollimanjaro- Seven brothers
Brotastrophe- Eight brothers
Bropocalypse- Nine brothers
Brollionaire- Ten brothers

Also included are the mythical bro streaks of bromanity:
Atom Bro- All members of a single chapter fraternity on campus.

Bro-mination- All members of a fraternity on a campus.
Bro-bonic Plague- All members of a fraternity in chapter across the country.

These streaks could end in three ways:
Brosplosion- the act of one or more fraternity members ejaculating on an unsuspecting female
BroBalls- The act of a brother getting cut off from finishing intercouse. The fraternity version of Blue balls.
Rape- self-explanatory

Cindy: I got a Bro Streak of Triple Bro last night.
Karen: Thats cool, I heard Lexi got a brotastrophe. She's such a slut.
Cindy: I know.

Kyle: We totally Bro streaked that bitch.
Tom: Yeah, Fist-pump!

Bro Life

The political stance advocating the right of all bros to maintain broship

-or-

Criminalizing the termination of brohood after the point of conception.

- Hey dude, why didn't you vote for Barack Obama?
-Well I heard he would try to uphold Bro vs. Wade. And I believe that all Bros have the Right to Brohood. Do you know how many innocent bros are terminated after conception each year!? I am personally Bro Life.

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Bro Beans

Synonym to the words: Bro, broseph, dude, homie, man or nigga. Made popular by Thad Castle from the hilarious television show Blue Mountain State.

Anything for you bro beans.

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bro love

When a bro got love for another bro. No homo.

Bro 1 and Bro 2 always hang out together, but it's not gay, they got bro love. 'Nuff said.

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