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a way of calling a male soccer player gay.
(looking at facebook pictures)
kassie : "see how cute he is!!"
me : "hold up.. go back 2."
kassie : ".. what its his soccer team pictures"
me : ".. dude, he's a grass-berry .. "
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Something you say to people that simp for fictional characters, dbtards, narutards, aottards, mhatards and bts fans.
Someone: I'd smash
Me: touch some grass
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when you mow the grass and you miss a spot
i had a bunch of missed grass spots when i was cutting it
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When referring to flirting or bagging someone you like.
Sue: I really wanna talk to him
Bob: Come on Sue go fertilize your grass
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Fuck with someone's world in a major way; so much so that no one, including his employer, his circle of friends, his family, shit... even his damn dog/cat hates him. Generally, it means jacking any relationships he has, hacking & scrubbing his laptop and/or smart phone, key his car; you know, basically screwing up his
whole world. Btw, it also works with the softer, smarter gender, although you have to be much more stealthy with women.
I swear, if he doesn't call in the next 20 minutes with a GREAT excuse and heartfelt apology for missing the night of all nights - when I just know he was gonna propose, I'm gonna grass him up, majorly.
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As First used by Corporal Niamus on Boot Camp. "Get off the grass"
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ejaculation on the pubic hair of a woman
"that shieet be so tizzight, i had to leave the girl a grass stain."
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