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Noun: an alcoholic beverage spiked with energy drink and/or stimulant narcotics; sometimes used in conjunction with pills or cocaine to enhance effects of said drugs. The culmination of these effects are meant to make the user a better dancer (jig=dance) as a result of their heightened speed and subsequent loss of inhibition.
I got that jigga juice
I got that jigga juice
It got me jiggalatin'
It got me gettin' loose
...
Feel like I'm out my body
Feel like I'm out my body
Feel like I'm out my body
Oh yeah I'm out my body
Lil Josh - Jigga Juice
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Semen (sperm) created in the nutsack. It can then be ceremoniously shot from my penis on to your womans' face.
Did you just drink a glass of milk or is that last nights ball juice?
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another word for vodka
potato juice and orange juice would make a delicious screwdriver.
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The slosh of water created when you plunge the toilet and churn your shit
Sorry I took so long,I was busy making a batch of dookie juice
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cold and/or cough syrup, especially NyQuil. such OTC medications cause drowsiness, so a mild overdose will cause unconsciousness. utilised especially by exasperated caretakers (e.g. parents and babysitters) and insomniacs without access to sleeping pills.
Jenny the babysitter couldn't get little Billy to shut the fuck up, so she gave him some goodnight juice and tucked him in to bed.
It was four in the morning, and Jacob had to get up at six. He took some goodnight juice, and was asleep within minutes.
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Often produced as a side product during the creation of Cockcheese, Herpes Juice is the result of a man with STD sores on his dick masturbating without a finish for five or more consecutive hours. During this time, the friction and pressure exerted from his hand will cause the sores to swell and eventually burst, causing a mix of blood and the essence of the infection to ooze out and fall to the floor. While this often mixes into cum from a cockcheese process or the eventual result from the coexisting masturbation (often mixing with the semen and creating a pink-ish colored solution that smells similar to the experience of snorting melted chicken shit), many will collect this in a jar or other sort of container. Often, both the initial red blood from the sores bursting and the blood diluted yellow from a microscopic ecosystem of bacteria and viruses will be dumped into a pot together and mixed. During the churning process; corn syrup, salt, and red food coloring are added to thicken it and cover up the tint of yellow in its color. The end result is Herpes Juice, a product with a taste that makes you feel like a rape victim who had their mouth molested by a horse's cock dipped in soggy mud. Afterwards, it is packaged into a plastic container and ready to be sold in stores as Heinz Ketchup.
Next time you're in a grocery store, you'll cringe while you're passing through the condiments section and thinking of the Herpes Juice mass produced and organized side-by-side on the shelves.
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Similar to jungle juice but with a "Bougie" twist. The standard jungle juice recipe is enhanced with pomegranate, agave, acai, and other fruit juices. Only premium alcohols and liquors are used. Bougie juice should only be served in a lead-crystal pitcher to enhance the snobbish qualities of this drink.
Pronunciation: Booh-Gee Juice
Dom: "Damn, Crystal this is some good bougie juice. What did you put in this?"
Crystal: "Oh nothing much, just some Grey Goose, Tanqueray, a splash of Acai juice, and a squeeze of Meyer Lemon."
Dom: "Your such a Bougie Bitch."
Beth: "HA HA HA."
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