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'Don't mine your own harbour'
Meaning never wank in the bath.
Had a wank in the bath last night.....DUDE WTF? Dont mine your own harbour
Rahul Vaidya is the favorite to BiggBoss 14. He has played the game with his heart. RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14.
RAHUL VAIDYA OWNS BB14.
To be conceited or promote yourself to an annoying extent or to bring up something you did great over and over again
Carl: if it wasn't for me Rezing the team we would Lost by now
:Joe:way too scratch your own balls twat
:Dante people say I'm breathtaking and they're not wrong
:dan Way to scratch your own balls
A copypasta that stems from a 2014 discussion on '4chan.' It is about a man in presumably the 18th Century defending his home from 4 intruders.
'Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.'
milk the mule fart around jerk off rub it hard
I work hard and earn a lot. I own a plantation of raisin trees.
"A truck driver who shifted his own stick in the cereal aisle of a Delaware County grocery store then ejaculated on a female customer last month was arrested in Kentucky on Sunday, police said." - Philadelphia Daily News 04/06/2011
Putting yourself in an unnecessary dangerous situation for prideful reasons. Usually in video games.
I told you not to rush B but you were too busy tickling your own balls to listen to me!