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Toilet Paper

A mythical thing it does not exist see also coronaphobia.

Karen: I have a cart full of toilet paper

by Mythical being #Toiletpaper March 17, 2020


Toilet Paper

A piece of paper commonly used for wiping your ass after a good poop. They come in rolls and are usually positioned next to the toilet for ease of access.

Back in early 2020, people stocked up on toilet paper as to prepare for the lockdown. They did this to stay hygienic. The panic buying became so severe entire lanes of toilet paper in malls were left blank after a few weeks.

by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020


toilet paper

something you use for sanitary reasons and is really hard to find due to corona

ugh toilet paper is so hard to find because of corona virus

by MasterofDictionarior March 21, 2020


Negative Paper

Pulling something bad off at work, which results in a written reprimand, which ends up on your personal file.

Ah shit man, you shouldn't have done that, "Now your going to end up with some 'Negative Paper' on your file!"

by Merle_Hanson January 27, 2009


Shit Paper

A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.

The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!

by Jackieboy17 July 11, 2017


paper cunt

When a woman sells her citizenship with a posibility of having sex

Just finished a transaction with a paper cunt , can’t wait to fuck her and get may citizenship

That paper cunt price is too high for citizenship

by Wlr32 December 14, 2017


Coochie paper

The left over remains of toilet paper or baby wipes in a Vagina

“Hey babe you got coochie paper might want to clean it

by monkeyCmonkeyO March 4, 2021