play stupid

Pretending to be ignorant to get out of trouble

"Excuse me sir, can I see your ticket...you are in the wrong seat, this is the sky box section, you are supposed to be in the bleachers.
"Oh, I had no idea, how do you even get there?
"Go out make a left or right, and go all the way to the other side of the stadium."
"Okay thanks"
...
"Haha, I love to play stupid, it works every time."

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Jew Play

A play designed in a videogame that guarantees instant scoring in less than 10 seconds, leaving the opponent helpless and frustrated. Oftentimes employed in Madden football games when receivers line up in "Hail Mary" or "All Streaks" formation.

"Matt was beating Ram 17-0 in Madden 99 until Ram started using jew plays and running up the score to 77-17."

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Pay to Play

An online game in which you must pay in order to play. Also refeared to as "P2P", not to be confused with Peer To Peer

"I hate Graal because they made it Pay to Play"

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playing weight

a state of physical/mental fitness at which a person can perform a given task most effectively. a person will be off their playing weight due to many factors.

Physical fitness:
"Hey let's play basketball tomorrow." "Okay, but not for too long, I'm not at my playing weight."

Mental fitness:
"David just had a tough breakup, and he's not ready to date yet. He hasn't been single in so long, he needs to meet some girls at bars and get back to his playing weight."

Skill sharpness:
"I can't play poker yet. Let me have a couple of beers so I can get to my playing weight."

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fire play

When partners use fire as a method of arousal for sex

Me and my girl used fire play in bed last night man it was sexy

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light play

The way that light falls on objects and continuously casts itself throughout the day.

The light play in my home was beautiful this evening - it danced on the walls and skipped along my crystal vases, casting magnificent prisms this way and that.

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Play Bunz

a chick you mess around or flirt with a lot
or a dope chick dat is kinda freaky & likes 2 flirt a lot

"dats play bunz approaching"
or
"dats all me, dats my play bunz"
or
"i'm bout 2 get it in w/ play bunz later on"

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