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Otherwise known as the Epileptic Entanglement. This sex position starts by the man sitting on some form of surface (ie chair, bed, etc). The women then sits down on the man as if she were sitting on a chair. After which, she furiously shines a flashlight on and off into his eyes, causing the man to have a seizure. The man then spasms while inside, resulting in indescribable pleasure for the woman.
Side effects:
Impregnation
Bruising
Welting
Rashes
Carpet Burn
Loss of limbs
Blindness
Retardation
Loss of hearing
Stroke
Clotting
Death
(Dont attempt while on period, or while pregnant)
Jim: Hey I want to try something new.
Karla: What is it?
Jim: Just bring a flashlight, I'll give you The Electric Chair Position.
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Sexual position in which a top hat and monocle are used. The imagination is used to make for a kinky sexual enviroment. A very passionate and energetic sex position. A higher class position
oh so you did the top hat monocle position
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a position/style of sexual intecourse involving a pair of nunchaku, or nunchucks in either double penetration, or choking whilst fucking from behind, named in the orer od the late Mr.Lee's use of nunchaku in his movie "Enter The Dragon"
my throat is sore, i did it bruce lee position/style last night
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Chinese Checkers is where you jump from hole to hole while jumping holes already filled a variation can be played with 2 people but it is much more recommended to play with 3+ people. In this game every one wins
Person 1 "Twister is boring lets play something else"
Person 2 "Let play Chinese Checkers Sex Position!"
Person 3, 4, 5 and 6 "Yeah!"
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Standing up like a tree while your partner "inspects" your wood like a forest ranger.
Me and my girlfriend got in the forest ranger position.
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Named for an annoying wannabe kid who never gets invited to go places, but always seems to show up anyway. Because he can find his "friends" anywhere, even if they go to great lengths to exclude him or go places that they think he'll never find them, he is thought to have an extrasensory advantage in locating others.
"So I went to the mall with Joe the other day and Nick showed up. It was like he was waiting for us!"
"Yeah, he does that all the time. He's got GPS."
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a sex position in witch a couple lay in a L shape and the both go from the L shape into a straight line.
Me and dis hoe the other night did this thing called the galaxy z-fold position. dat shit was crazy