pre-scan

A scanning technique in which the scanner performs backspoofing on a list of numbers to find out which ones have interesting CLID names. Telco test numbers will often have the name of the telco come up (ie. Verizon).

I did a pre-scan in 907 and found tons of test numbers from the Mukluk telephone company.

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Pre-Bone

V. When one has sexual relations with someone of interest before even arriving at a party.

Party Goer 1: Dude, Nelson's such a champ.
Party Goer 2: How so?
Party Goer 1: He pre-gamed by chugging a four loco. Then when his girl came down from the shower; they pre-boned right there. They left for the party after all that.
Party Goer 2: Damn, nice work.

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pre-memory

Things you knew before you knew how to know them.

"My pre-memory really plays tricks on me from time to time, but for the life of me, I really do remember some things that there is no way I could have known about!"

-- overheard at a pub in southern Taiwan on July 1, 2009

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Pre-dicked

Definition 1: When someone dances close to you and you have an orgasm prematurely. The opposite of predict as you were'nt expecting it. Supposedly common when dancing with an English woman.

Definiation 2: When someome gets enhanced using Viagra, weed or something similar, they get pre-dicked meaning they need an enhancement to get excited and can't do it alone. They have a problem in the dick department. The ultimate meaning is the same as predict in that if you control your dick in this manner, you can predict the outcome.

DEFINITION 1: "She danced a little too close to him and he got pre-dicked".

DEFINITION 2: "He panicked as he couldn't find his weed in his car and couldn't get PRE-DICKED for his weekend date so he looked for his Viagra instead. Ahhhh there it is, now I'm enhanced she won't be disappointed" Hmmm!

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pre-pussywhipped

When someone is pussywhipped before the prospect of even getting pussy.

Jordan was invited to church with her super-conservative family, he's trying to convince her parents she should be able to date him before she's 30. He is so pre-pussywhipped it hurts.

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Pre-Beer

Drinking the cheap beer or wine at home or in your car in the parking lot to catch a buzz before buying the expensive booze at the club

Q: What time you wanna head out?

A: I dunno, lets Pre-Beer it around 8 pm

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pre-relationship

kinda like fuck buddies but breaking the no string attach rule. The part before a relationship.

beth so is he your boyfriend.

Emily no

Beth but you guys are fucking and spending time.

Emily we are in a pre-relationship.

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