Put the pasta on the stove

A replacement for what or expressing confusion or If you want to say FUCK! but wanna be a bitch

“Christian, have you done the hw yet?”,Landon’s asserts. Christian responds”nah, idk how to Put the pasta on the stove”

put the great in britain

When someone says something that britain did that made it a strong country

Person 1: "You shouldn't have stole that."

Person 2: "put the great in britain."

Put me in a Prius

When one takes the cheapest Uber option to get to a destination, regardless of conditions of the ride.

"Steve I've shat myself, put me in a prius i need to get home"

put the lid on the goat

To finish doing something that you have put off for a long time, and you really don’t want to finish it at all.

It’s almost time to pay my taxes, guess I better put the lid on the goat.
I have to go to theater practice tonight, I’ll have to put the lid on the goat.
Let’s put the lid on the goat and get out of here.

puts-his-tie-on

1. When one's acts or speech are supportive of a position, group, or event; especially when such support is (or appears to be) atypical.
2. Dressing up for a formal event.

Although Parker is generally critical of religion, he puts-his-tie-on for Mormons, for whom he has profound respect.

I generally like dressing like a slob, but I put-my-tie-on for Grandma's funeral, to show my respect.

Putting on the Rooster Suit

The act of throwing out your chest; False bravado; Someone acting like a bad-ass when everyone knows they are not. A meek or cowardly person trying to act tough.

"Mother f***** tried putting on the rooster suit with me! So I bitch slapped that punk."

put that on two wheels

Seeing something or someone so desirable that you would put it or them on a two wheel dolly cart and run off

Bro 1: Damn bro did you see the ass on the girl that walked past

Bro 2: I'd put that on two wheels if you know what I'm saying

Bros: Hahahahaha

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