Race the Cow

A fun game to play, basically you drink as much as you can and try to drive to a set location before it kicks in. if it doesnt, you win. if it does, you win.

"Officer, in my defense, im playing Race the Cow."
"Ah, sorry sir. carry on"

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poison race

A beer game where you try to drink as much as you can during the awesome tune Posion by Alice Cooper. In those 4.28 min you'll feel like your in heaven. Afterwards you'll feel like throwing up.

Dude, did you see that guy puke after the Poison Race? Off the hook!

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Race Jumper

Someone who jumps to the conclusion that you are being racist because of something vague that you say.

Eddie: dude, I bet you are awesome at basketball
Paul:What? Just because i'm Black?
Eddie:No dude! because you're like 12 feet tall, you race jumper

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Tugboat Race

When two men in 69 position jack each other off while moterboating each others balls.Whoever cums first is the Tugboat Race winner.

Ick!I just walked in on Steve and Rodney engaged in a Tugboat Race.It looked like Steve was winning.

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racing troll

Breed of female Australian horse racing attendee who, after consumtion of alcohol, becomes possibly the most obnoxious skank imaginable. By the end of any given race day, said racing trolls can be found vomiting in gutters, arguing with bouncers or generally making complete cunt's of themselves inside pubs.

"Watch out for the racing trolls at the end of the bar - they'll ride anything home."

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Ambien Racing

Racing against Ambien. Drive until you're around 20 minutes from your house and then pop 2 Ambien. Try to beat it home.

Hey, Matt gots 2 Ambien. Grab your friend and your car, let's go Ambien Racing.

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Box Race

Teams of 2 (or more if you're soft) race to drink a box (24) of beer.

"What are you up to this weekend?"
"Heading round to Dazza's for a box race while we watch the cricket"

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