slag rag

Mouldy, torn bit of flannel used post-coitally by dirty slappers for 'mopping up' various copious liquids after incidents of explosive sexual union. Used predominantly by a Samantha (hehe).

Having blown him off but miscalculating the arc of his sexual effusions, Mary reached for her slag rag and wiped the residual bollock-chutney from her cheeks...

Pass us the slag rag, will you? There's a good lad.

Jemima: "gosh, what I really need now is a slag rag"
<Goebbels passes Jemima a slag rag>
Jemima: "Thanks, Goebbels"

No, I said use the hand towel to dry your face, not the slag rag!

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rag baby

A crack baby. A son or daughter of a crack whore.

Look at that rag baby over there. Her mom is such a crack whore!

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doo rag

a ridiculous looking peice of cloth that black people wear on their heads

yeah man hand me my ridiclous looking peice of cloth.. i mean my doo rag!

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rag dolled

An extreme sports term used in the downhill/freeride mountain-biking scene and possibly other forms of discipline.

To be thrown from your bike during a crash with your arms and legs flailing whilst you're hitting the ground, trees, etc. in a random fashion.

Man, I got rag dolled on that road gap.

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Rags to bitches

When a man goes to a down on his luck having to fuck a girl on rag (a menstruating woman) to fooling around with a fineass female, otherwise known as a "bitch".

"Man, last week I was parting the red sea now Im going to town on the brown. I really went from rags to bitches!"

"It was a real rags to bitches story."

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Badger Ragging

The art of having extreme sex with badgers.

Dood I went badger ragging last night and the little git bit my tip off.

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Cunt Rag

A rag used by women to wash their vaginas..

"Your a fucking Cunt Rag"

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