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Morally Retarded

When one has backwards morals or has no conscience. One who is morally retarded will likely believe things that are completely immoral are justifiable.

Student: I think lying is good under all circumstances.
Teacher: You are morally retarded.

by The real El Guapo November 30, 2010

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semi-retarded

Used to describe someone who is not fully retarded (as in someone who cannot successfully use the restroom without supervision), but is retarded enough to cause them to make extremely bad judgment calls. Usually a semi-retard is capable of regular activities but often decides to do something really, incredibly stupid that either injures them or makes them a spectacle.

O.J. is semi-retarded for thinking that "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" after his crime.

Bryson: (Mad because he got cut by a breaking bit when trying to drill through a concrete block)
You: What the hell Bob?! Are you semi-retarded?

by Alex T. B. April 9, 2008

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Retard Rivalry

An argument or fight between two or more stupid people. Especially immaturely and in front of a group of people.

Those two dumbasses, Ben and Jared, both liked the same girl, so they formed a retard rivalry and began yelling at each other like fucking five-year olds.

The retard rivalry between the homosexual HSM fanboy and the emotard went over the edge and eventually the two began viciously attacking each other.

by CloudSephiroth247 November 6, 2009


retard nigga

the friend of the night who most resembles a person with autism

โ€œWow Tyler is being so stupid, he must be the retard nigga!โ€

by Gayassnigure February 17, 2019


Dapple Retard

(n) Being retarded, your adorableness is the only thing that keeps you around. (imagine a slow pitiful petting of the head). Equivocal with being a really cute, slightly stupid male.

"I got back together with my boyfriend. When I discovered his actions weren't malicious. He was just being a dapple retard"

by gypsyfire October 13, 2011

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Dangerous Retard

The original title of John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men, according to the comedy podcast Cum Town.

Just picked up my copy of the "Dangerous Retard"

by whogivesafuck69 May 1, 2021


lightning retard

A person who is both slow and fast at the same time. this person may not actually have a disability however acts in the fashion that they do.

how Tyler is being such a lightning retard right now

by cockhaver5000 August 22, 2021