Root Beer Sexual

American asf

I’m a root beer sexual and use guns daily.

Root Salad

An orgy consisting of using thousands islands dressing as lube.

Hey Bob, I’m getting the thousand islands dressing for the Root Salad tonight.

Hang a root

A male taking a piss. For a guy to take a pee.

Hang on a second, I gotta hang a root.

root 4

THis isn't a calculator

root 4=2

Cock root

The lowest point below a man’s navel before the shaft of the cock.

You bro, pull up your paint. No one wants to see your cock root.

root beer giggles

A series of uncontrollable laughter caused after drinking root beer

Brenna: why can’t you stop laughing!?

Emma: I’m sorry, I have the root beer giggles!!

root boosted

hair that is backcombed/teased and therefore very big and full of volume. most scenes/emos root boost their hair.

vanessa: describe your hair to me, vince
vince noir: basic backcomb structure, slightly root boosted, frame and a cheeky fringe
vanessa: very nice!!!