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The process of booking travel with Canada's largest airline, recognizing that there is a 51.9% chance that you will be delayed, flight cancelled, or land in an airport that wasn't on your itinerary. You might also end up watching your baggage go on a world tour without you and being left on your front porch 2 months later without explanation, have your baggage removed from your flight because they need more space for cargo, be stranded in a city that you've never heard of without compensation or assistance, or end up in a middle seat in the last row of the plane after paying $500+ for business class.
We booked an Air Canada roulette to Toronto for Monday, but they took us to Moncton instead, left us overnight without explanation, and then flew us to Ottawa the next day. We're taking the train now - we should be in Toronto by Thursday.
When attempting to free handle a Russel viper, the fastest striking snake in all of India, ends badly with a bite full of hemotoxic venom straight into your blood stream And a death sentence.
What was that guy thinking? picking that particular viper up is like playing Russel Roulette.
A 2-player game that male boys play where player 1 takes his foot and puts it 1 centimeter away from player 2's penis, If player 2 gets a boner, he loses, if nobody gets a boner, they both take turns and switch.
Joseph and Travis played Wiener Roulette, Travis won because Joseph got a boner.
So basically it's the act of serveral men (no specified amount) all ejaculate into one bucket, which is then stirred together. Then with a willing woman, she is given the "genetic surprise", and then after her 9 months of pregnancy in which all of the men were dreading and anticipating, they take a DNA test to see who the baby belongs to. The person who is deemed the father then "loses", and is therefore legally obligated to care for the woman and child, and is not allowed in following rounds (unless they are a betting man). Continue on without the loser until there is one person remaining, the true winner of Genetic Roulette. Keep in mind, everyone should give consent to this. The reverse of the game can be done too, where if several men are all in love with the woman, whoever gets her pregnant first is them the winner, as if a way to choose her partner.
She said she's willing, who's ready to play Genetic Roulette?
A game played when one tempts the gods of fate by passing gas under the duress of an upset stomach. The winners are rewarded with pain relief and a chance to fart again, while the losers need to deal with their now-soiled underwear.
My stomach hurt so bad after eating Taco Bell I played butthole roulette and ended up sharting myself.
A "Muffin Roulete" is when a group of men circle around what is commonly a biscuit or muffin and ejaculate on it and the last on to ejaculate on it has to eat it in short this is a very messed up game and also has another name that I can't remember
Hey Todd wanna get the boys together and play a littl Muffin Roulette
You and your homies get glasses of milk and one glass of cum. Spin the table around and mix the cups around. Who ever gets cummed looses
Me and the homies just played cum roulette