that's what eve said

1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs

*common in bad scary movies

2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe

being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.

That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..

thats what tommyinnit said

a catchphrase that makes you want to die

person 1 "i shit you not..."
person b "thats what tommyinnit said!!!"

Said Boyfriend

when a girl says she has a said boyfriend she means it's a boy who acts as her boyfriend but isn't they are most likely friend with romantic benefits

"Oh is that Leah's new boyfriend?"
"Nah, they aren't even dating."
"Hm, it's giving said boyfriend lol"

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dolly said

Anything you want to say that should not be credited to you.

Dolly said that addiction is actually dependence when it does not disturb your functionality.

I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

You're only saying it because I said it about Noah

In the same way they are only fucking him because they "like retards and he has a big dick"

Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about Noah. And I don't just have to accept it and shut up about it because it makes your fucking slut daughter cry. She is going to pay the price for you trying to force me to be worse than that fucking cripple. And even if it isn't HER it'll be maybe the little girl who wasn't listening to her mother as she chased the dog barking at me right as she gets within arms reach. You fucks need to stop trying to act tough because you were crying like a bitch a second. No I am not going to 'learn how to talk to women' and no I'm not going to let you turn what is happening to me into a good thing at my expense. And I don't trust you enough to tell me whether or not your kids get murdered after you arrest me. I'll just assume it's the case."