The involuntary sound produced when fat sweaty skin slaps against each other during sexual intercourse.
We made some salty pancakes last night.
When you’re having sex and you finish in a condom then squeeze the nut out of the condom into her mouth.
Yo bro, I pulled the salty gogurt on her last night
teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat
Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.
When members of the opposite crew hate on your crew cause you fix shit and make them looks like lazy pieces of shit.
Hey Joe grab your tools it's time to bail the salty vaginas, Ralph and Waldo are here to relieve us.
Being a rude and angry person whom is usually uneasy to please .
Matt is so cranky tonight, I think he has a case of salty butts.
The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.
Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.
(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.
Wife: Honey whats for tea?
Husband: Im gonna make you a salty muffin