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Using your lovers tears as lube
Fuck man, I just said the worst thing.... Shannon was upset and a little teary and said she was gonna make me wet, I told her immediately "it's ok baby, I will use your tears as lube, put it someplace awful, and we will call it the salty plunger"
A really salty person who is obnoxious and dumb
He is such a salty max
When members of the opposite crew hate on your crew cause you fix shit and make them looks like lazy pieces of shit.
Hey Joe grab your tools it's time to bail the salty vaginas, Ralph and Waldo are here to relieve us.
teabagging someone after working out and building up a sweat
Man I worked up such a good sweat after that workout, I just had to give a salty crouton to my girlfriend. Mainly for cleanup of course.
The act of pulling down your pants, sitting on someone's face, and forcefully rubbing your rectum and testicles on the person's face until they can escape.
Did you hear about Peyton Manning? Apparently when he was in college he gave a female trainer the salty pats.
(During intercourse) when you're about to cum, spray your load into your hand. With that hand, wipe it all over your partners butt cheek. Sprinkle some salt on it, then lick it off.
Wife: Honey whats for tea?
Husband: Im gonna make you a salty muffin
When you shoot a load at such high velocity that it goes through the wall and hits your unsuspecting neighbor in the face.
Duuude! I came so hard last night my load blew right through the wall and hit my neighbor Paul in the face while he was watching tv! You could say I have a Salty Neighbor