sand blaster

A girl with a mouth full of sand gives a guy a blow job, and his shaft is scrapped uncomfortably by each individual grain. Needless to say, the experience isn't enjoyable for either party, and the couple is hopefully wasted on a beach - otherwise why the fuck would her mouth be all sandy.

Kate got drunk and sand blasted some dude on the beach.

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Sand-bagged

An unfinished drink left behind.

Tom sand-bagged his beer instead of finishing it and started drinking another.

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Sand Ham

When a US soldier looks over a sand dune and sees the ass of Sadam's dead Iraqui scumbag followers sticking out of the sand. Then you put it in a box and send it to France

Also known as the stuffed Sand Ham. Upon Discovery you pack the asshole with C4, give it to one of the Iraqui villagers, then tell them to drop it off at Sadams house in Baghdad, or send it to France

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sand swoogie

One of Middle eastern decent. Typically one you might find at a convience store. 7-11 Gas Station Currie Powder Osama Towel Head}

Dude 1: What chu got on my slushie?
Dude 2: Nothing. God darned Sand Swoogie ripped me the eff off.

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sand vagina

A sand vagina is much like a regular vagina but instead the flesh is replaced by sand, do not head south of the clitoris on a sand vagina, or you'll find yourself at the pee hole and thats just not fun. If you somehow get bored with the sand vigina, you can keep moving south, there you will find the corn hole, just remember, what goes in, must come out

Hey Look! over there, on the bay!
Its a Sand Vagina thats wants to play!
So jump in friend you good ol' pal!
Or everyone will call you a homosexual!
- Ben (props to Jackass)

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sand-bagging

The deliberate act of matching speed with a car or truck beside you on the freeway, thereby preventing the d-bag behind you from proceeding with his 90 mph freeway surfing ways.

An amusing road trip past-time.

The intentional, and often hilarious, mischievous brother of the speed limit demon.

Also the same general premise of freeway tag, just without the presence of people you actually like.

1. "You, me, a semi, and the speed limit... Let's all get to know each other, shall we?. Let the sand-bagging begin..."

2. "Ah, flashed your brights.. that's gonna cost you another 30 seconds of sand-bagging, my friend.."

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sand vagina

the most enourmas vagina in the world made completely out of sand

I fell into a sand vagina just the other day, I didnt want to go inside of it but my friends they called me gay

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