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So Happy Its Tuesday
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So Happy Its Thursday
Shit, I want to go clubbin' tonight.
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Acronym for "Sorry honey, it's Thursday." Used when someone says "TGIF" a day early.
A blonde gets into an elevator and sighs "TGIF!"
The brunette already in the elevator shakes her head and says "SHIT".
The blonde says, slowly and carefully, "T.G.I.F."
The brunette insistently says "S.H.I.T."
The blonde says "TGIF stands for 'Thank goodness it's Friday, you idiot!"
The brunette responds "I know. SHIT stands for 'sorry honey, it's Thursday'."
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dude. dont search up shit in the urban dictionary.
dumb blonde: whats "shit"?
guy: just, just leave.
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When you shit in the woods while camping and you run out of toilet paper. While exercising your last shit ticket you get some shit on your hand and need to get it off by shaking and flicking vigorously.
My hand was still covered with shit flicks as I tried my best to wipe
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Knowing or seeing something bad was about to happen.
When Julio was caught by his wife cheating at the Bar he was like Oooh Shit!!
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Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )
Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.
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