stealth shopping

when what your shopping for is so embarrassing you have to go miles out of your way to the farthest possible shopping destination lest someone recognize you, wear a disquise, and try to buttress your embarrasing purchase by purchasing other less embarrassing items, and hiding the embarassing item at the bottom.

An example of stealth shopping:

Myself: Yes, I'll take four or five of those porno mags, a box of tampons, these condoms, this industrial-sized jar of lube, and *mmrmfllemng*.
Cashier: I'm sorry, so you want this BRITNEY SPEARS CD also?
Myself: YEAH! Please. Announce it over the freakin' PA, why don't you!??!!!
Cashier: Ma'am, your mustache is falling off.

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future shop

A waste of time and money, A Pakistani hangout, See pakis

I have too much money! What do I do with it? Go to Future Shop!

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Cunt Shop

The act of looking for women to hook up with, in a place where you can purchase things, like a grocery store or mall.

Jon: Hey Rig, want to go cunt shopping soon?
Rig: Yeah dude! Let's go to the mall this saturday, plenty of cunts there :)
Jon: Maybe afterward we can cunt rape them!

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Window shopping

1. Looking through the window at items in a store that you do not intend to buy but enjoy looking at, or browsing in the store for a similar reason, usually to the annoyance of the owner.

2. Browsing Ebay, Amazon, or a similar website (with webpages or "windows") for interesting items that you also do not intend to buy. The internet's window shopping.

1. Let's go window shopping, maybe we can check out the new expensive jewelry store.
2. Please tell me you're not planning to buy that 10K antique dresser on Ebay.
No, just window shopping.

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Monitor Shopping

To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase.

You can look but you can't buy.

A: Ay, whatcha doing?

B: Monitor shopping on Asos.

A: Had to pay rent?

B: Yup.

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poppy shop

Your everyday corner store. This term is used in Philly.

Yo homie, let's hit the poppy shop and get some wraps.

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tuck shop

The most holy place in the school area, or maybe even the state itself. It is where people go at lunch to buy and eat their sacred meals and share with their mates. Unfortunately, it is also where some mates will commit the crime of {dogging the boys} and not buy each other food.

Damo: Oi who wants to go to the tuck shop with me? I'll shout you something.
Clazza: Aw fuck yeah lets go cunce.
The Boys: Oi buy us something too yeah

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