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black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017


bait simpson

A guy who is so bait and obvious that he cockblocks himself.

You're such a Bait Simpson.

by Black the Ripper November 23, 2015


Abraham Simpson

he’s homers dad. NOT ABRAHAM LInCOlN!!!!111

hello there guy: aberagam gincoln is Abram simpsn

no: Nono it’s Abraham Simpson

by epicman77 August 18, 2023


The Simpsons Effect

When a show should’ve already ended but the Company thats airing it decides to keep milking it by producing more seasons and merchandise for money even though it‘s already dead and has lost all of it‘s original character and humor.

Guy 1: Dude FOX announced the 23th season of Family Guy.
Guy 2: Man that shit isn’t even funny anymore, must be The Simpsons Effect because some people can’t let go.

by Kampf_Helikopter June 1, 2024


Simpson's Adage

All adages should be read and thought as if they start with "Generally, ", this includes Simpson's adage.

Person A: "Many hands make light work." / "Things are not always what they seem" / "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law."
Person B: "Yeah but you should consider Simpson's adage."

by odddozen June 22, 2021


Simpsons Did It

What you say when you overhear someone plotting revenge as an allusion to Dougie from South Park who said it repeatedly to Butters

Carrie: "I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires, and carved my name into his leather seat to avenge my ex-boyfriend for cheating on me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it!"
Miranda: "I walked into a bar and attacked his new girlfriend because I'm an immature little girl who can't get over my ex like he got over me".
Karen: "Simpsons did it, Simpsons did it!"
Carrie: "They did not!"
Karen: "I know. I'm just saying what Dougie said to Butters whenever he plotted revenge against the people who wronged him".
Miranda: "South Park is a stupid show. The main characters think hunting is stupid, so I hate that show".

by chad'srockergrrrll February 15, 2015


Simpson

A name that you give someone that is a simp or partakes in simp activities with the hoes.

Jackson is a simp…. I’m going to start calling him Simpson because he’s down bad.

by Youalreadyknowhoitis January 8, 2022