Soccer Vegan

A soccer player that purposely and willingly flops or drops to the ground, "eats grass", and therefore becomes a soccer vegan. The goal of a soccer vegan is to gain the attention of the ref and draw a foul. Usually but not always, true soccer vegans will perform a rather theatrical performance while falling to the ground, sometimes leaning towards ridiculous behavior.

Fan 1: Man, that guy is a total soccer vegan!
Fan 2: Yea, it's a shame that soccer today is now becoming filled with soccer vegans instead of actual soccer players.
Fan 1: Well at least we still have soccer players!

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soccer love

When two teenagers, one a soccer player and another a tall slender boy, in college find true love during their second year in college.

A boy found himself soccer loved by so many boys in college that he was forced to leave school.

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Bottle Soccer

A sport devised by members of the Trenton High School cross country team. it consists of the rules rules for goals/goalies and that there are no rules other than that. It is one of the most brutal and demonizing sport ever made. It will attempt to begin a league in the near future.

Bottle Soccer is a violent sport.

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Ploiesti soccer

Ploieşti is home to the Oil & Gas University, Ploieşti Philharmonic Orchestra—one of the top-rated philharmonic orchestras in Romania and two prestigious football clubs in Liga 1, Astra and Petrolul, teams who made inside games and now the'r looosin'.

Coach: Give it all u got!
Player: Or else?
Coach: U'll play as at Ploiesti soccer!
Player: Ouch! Be sure i'll play betta'.

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soccer (football)

90 minutes of waiting for something exciting to happen.

I watched soccer (football) today. That's an hour and a half I'll never get back.

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English soccer

I bunch of pussys diving around and faking injuiries

wayne rooney is a crappy English soccer player

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Detroit Soccer

A variant of soccer in which the other team is using your goalie for a doormat. Cleaning artifical turf out of your teeth and ad a cleat mark on the face are good signs that Detroit Soccer has been initiated. Also see no quarter.

The game reverted to some Detroit Soccer when I cleated the left wing in the face.

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