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f l m n r s v z sh th ng nk b c k d g h j p qu t w x y ch a e i o u ay ee igh ow oo oo ar or air ir ou oy
Those are the Simple Speed Sounds.
I used the Simple Speed Soumds and now I know them. The Simple Speed Sounds defined sounds like ay, ee, igh, and more.
Not too dissimilar from it's counterpart, Iglooing, the act of Alaskan Sounding involves taking a FAT turd on a solid surface, before stuffing said turd into something like a straw (or a PVC pipe if you're feeling more on the daring side) and letting it cool in your freezer until it's frozen solid.
The resulting frozen shit rod is then inserted into the urethra during intense masturbation, and is left in the urethra until it melts and mixes with the semen.
After the act is carried out, you can either piss the mixture out into a toilet or save it in a cup for later use in another rod, or for consumption.
"Alaskan Sounding is MY favorite way to get off, don't knock it 'till you've tried it!"
Goon sounding is the process of gooning while sounding.
I was goon sounding the other day and I accidentally got blood all over my sounding rod!
making high-pitched sounds during sex like the richest female singers.
The Hollywood actress was high-pitched sex sounding during her scene in a film.
A girl that says she will do something, usually of a sexual nature, but when it comes down to it, not do anything at all. If someone says they will meet you and suck you off, but never turn up or don't do it, then they are a 'Sound Chick'
"She's such a sound chick"
"Innit, she said she would give me head and now she just gives me air"
An American slang to say someone slept good.
Noa: Good morning gorgeous! How did you sleep?
Eddie: I slept good. I always sleep sound.