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This is just what I call The Smashing Pumpkins, I think it’s funny.
The Smashing Pumpkins? More like The Splashing Blumpkins, ammirite?
1. something a bidet does. 2. the act of splashing water up and into your asshole.
hey mueller you got a little splash-ass action goin on in there?
Splash ass is projectile liquid shitting that splashes toilet water back onto your ass. It can be caused by a strong fine diarrhea stream. Or it could take the form of a shotgun blast. Either way it splashes nasty shit water onto your ass.
I was up all night. I got drunk then had taco bell. That shit gave me splash ass.
you cum on her wrist then you slap her arm with your dick and get her to catch it her mouth
CAN YOU DO A CALGARY SPLASH?
When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something
Person 1: Hey what’s that splash on the wall
Jack : Don’t worry it’s only my dick splash
"when You jizz on a girls right butt cheek, and slap ur dick in the jizz"
"I gave my girlfriend a dick splash"
(noun) A bed.
Most commonly a well-made bed belonging to a bachelor who frequently uses it to perform sexual activity with his dates.
Splashpad splash pad bed bachelor master bedroom one night stand hook-up
This night is going great, let's go back to my place, I'd like to take you to my splash pad, we can have a lot of fun!